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May 27, 2004 Caption Gore 
"WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, HISTORY IS ON OUR SIDE. WE WILL BURY YOU!"...inviting unfortunate comparisons to Joseph Biden. Among others. UPDATE: I'm just assuming that everybody gets the obscure references in the caption above. You should. Make sure you read the partial fisking of his speech, too. |
Damn ... I was going to use this picture for this week's Caption Contest! You beat me to it! Oh well ... here's my entry:
Al Gore, former Presidential hopeful, demonstrates 'primal-scream' therapy to an audience of neurotics.
Posted by: Captain Ed at May 27, 2004 06:23 AM
Heh - don't let me stop you, Cap'n.
Posted by: Jon Henke at May 27, 2004 06:26 AM
One word:
"YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAGH!"
Yeah, I posted it. So sue me.
Posted by: Chad at May 27, 2004 06:49 AM
Obviously, he is at a football match:
"GGGOOOOOOALLL!!!!"
Posted by: JP Sobel at May 27, 2004 07:49 AM
Gore:
"I said I did NOT have SEX WITH THAT WOMAN!!"
Commentator: "Uhh...Mr. Gore.....that wasn't you, sir."
Posted by: David Quick at May 27, 2004 08:13 AM
...and I said, "Like this Bill?"
Posted by: Rick at May 27, 2004 08:40 AM
"This is how I can deep throat a giant "salami"
Posted by: shark at May 27, 2004 09:02 AM
Such a bitter pathetic man. I'm so glad he lost, I hope that despair consumes him in his every waking moment. I hope he wakes up everyday knowing he came thisclose and failed, and I hope that failure haunts him for the rest of his sad, insignificant life
Posted by: shark at May 27, 2004 09:03 AM
"Critics said that Mr. Gore, best known for his monotonal speech and wooden countenance, didn't have what it took to be a televangelist. They said he lacked the fire, the passion, the slicked back hair and cheap suit, and, most of all, the testicular component and willingness to say anything, no matter how absurd, that was required. Today Mr. Gore proved the critics wrong."
"...And I did so invent the internet, dammit!"
"In a speech virtually guaranteed to start a legal fight, today Mr. Gore openly flaunted Dr. Dean's recently granted patent on the 'Yeargh! Moment'."
"...Then Mr. Gore launched into a rousing rendition of 'Highway to Hell' sung, as has become his custom, backwards."
"...And I would have won, too, if not for those meddling Supremes!"
Myria
Posted by: Myria at May 27, 2004 09:05 AM
"Who the Hell farted?! Do you know waht tha-at does to the oh-zoone?!"
(Sorry, sorry. Crude, but tell me it doesn't look right ...)
Posted by: Bill from INDC Journal at May 27, 2004 09:25 AM
"Oh Jesus Tipper, put your clothes back on!"
Posted by: Bill from INDC Journal at May 27, 2004 09:34 AM
"I will now demonstrate the proper method for fingering a live squirrel while deep-throating this microphone..."
Posted by: Tman at May 27, 2004 09:59 AM
"Simon, I *demand* a recount in Florida!"
"I just ran a metal rake through my greasy combover and MAN does that effing hurt!"
"Yeah, you think I'm snippy? You ain't seen nuthin' yet, bitch."
"Woah! Look at that Wonkette chick. Is she really taking it up the... oooh, that's gotta hurt..."
Posted by: Jim H at May 27, 2004 10:07 AM
"I am the real president! I am! I am!
Posted by: Dale Franks at May 27, 2004 10:11 AM
..and the look on Jessica Cutler's (Washingtonienne's) face was like this...
Posted by: Alvin Dark at May 27, 2004 10:15 AM
There was a brief pause in the former vice-president's speech as he coughed up a hairball the size of a grapefruit.
Posted by: Roy Jacobsen at May 27, 2004 10:21 AM
"Gollum! Gollum!"
Posted by: ccwbass at May 27, 2004 10:31 AM
I do NOT look like a fat Alec Baldwin!! I don't! I don't! I don't!
Posted by: Curt Mitchell at May 27, 2004 10:52 AM
George Bush Lieeeeeees!
He stole my precious electionsessss!
I hateses Him!
Posted by: Rtfm at May 27, 2004 11:18 AM
Or how about the plainly accurate...
Ululululululululu!
Posted by: Rtfm at May 27, 2004 11:30 AM
"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!"
Posted by: Robert the Llama Butcher at May 27, 2004 11:46 AM
"Pull my finger! Pull it dammit! Now!!!"
Posted by: Jason Bontrager at May 27, 2004 12:59 PM
"Washingtonienne was right, A man who tries to fuck you in the ass when you are sober does not love you. Damn you Bill Clinton!"
Posted by: Sean at May 27, 2004 01:10 PM
No, the thread does *not* automatically end; I didn't actually *say* the H-word. Or the N-word.
Posted by: Tongue Boy at May 27, 2004 01:50 PM
Posted by: Stephen at May 27, 2004 02:36 PM
...AND I WAS IN VIETNAM, TOO!!!
Posted by: anymouse at May 27, 2004 04:02 PM
"...inviting unfortunate comparisons to Joseph Biden. Among others."
Krushchev at the UN...'50s. Jon, was that the time he was pounding his shoe on the lectern?
Posted by: Stephen at May 27, 2004 04:44 PM
Yep - Kruschev. And for lifting the speech? Biden.
Posted by: Jon Henke at May 27, 2004 05:25 PM
Let go my EGGO!!
Posted by: joe at May 27, 2004 06:27 PM
Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
Posted by: Stephen at May 27, 2004 06:37 PM
"The presidency was MINE DAMNIT! I WANT TO BE THE PRESIDENT! GIVE IT TO ME NOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!"
Posted by: Serenity at May 27, 2004 09:12 PM
"Clint Eastwood? I fucked him. Oh!"
Posted by: Jeff G at May 28, 2004 01:02 AM
Unfortunately, Monica re-zips BEFORE returning everything to its proper place.
Posted by: m at May 28, 2004 09:37 PM