But all the food us "fatties" eat creates jobs and pumps monies into the economy!
BE FAT FOR FREEDOM!
But in all seriousness if they’re worried about food prices they can always stop using foodstuff to create biofuels... |
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I think I can make it if only-ala carbon trade-offs-I can find someone in Zimbabwe to trade off. |
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I’m 6’3".
When do the mandatory amputations kick in? |
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I’m starting to think we’re a bit late with the armed up-rising... |
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So fit people contribute as well since they have high metabolic rates and thus consume more food than the average person. So don’t be fat, don’t be fit, just sort of be a lump.
Yet another sign the academy is off its rails.
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Boycott Oliver Willis, save the environment. Win-win |
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Doesn’t this diverge with the "each according to their abilities .. each according to their needs" meme ? |
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end farm subs = market priced food = decreased demand in america = more food to export = less food eaten in america = less fatties |
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I protest this incitement of violence toward Michael Moore. It’s a Rethuglican plot. Women and minorities hardest hit.
Besides, BMI is a poor metric. I propose we check percentage of body fat. They are already hooked to the electrodes at that point, so we just up the current for the real fatties. Slightly too high, the shock is a warning. Gross obesity? Death by electrocution.
I have a counterproposal. A bounty on interfering jerks who can’t even run their own lives. Fifty bucks for a TSA agent, because they are easy to find. A hundred for CPS or IRS agents, because you have to bait them. |
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Al Gore revealed today that the need to declare Global Warming "settled science’ and end the debate is because the excess CO2 generated during such a debate would add to the the Global Warming problem. He droned on and on about this for hours. |
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Slightly too high, the shock is a warning. Gross obesity? Death by electrocution. Yeah, but if they catch fire, you’ll never put it out... |
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Gives a whole new meaning to the concept of the Soup Nazi.
"No soup for you!" |
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end farm subs = market priced food = decreased demand in america = more food to export = less food eaten in america = less fatties Like it or not, the subsidy policy is designed to keep an overcapacity of farming so that in years of low yields from drought, disease or whatever, production can quickly react.
If you think gas prices are inelastic, let a few years of surplus yields kill the farm industry down to smaller group, then face a few years of deficit yields. |
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Like it or not, the subsidy policy is designed to keep an overcapacity of farming so that in years of low yields from drought, disease or whatever, production can quickly react. This assumes that farmers are too stupid to opt to NOT plant full fields in prices are rock bottom. |
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BMI is a crock - I’m 6 foot, 217 pounds which puts me in the 30+ range of BMI. But I have a 34 waste, can bench 250, and run a mile in just over 6 minutes. |
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Just think of the polar bears before you eat that next Snickers bar.
(Or we’ll be back with a court order issued under the Endangered Species Act to feed you to the damned bears!) |
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Or, in a slightly more antiquated form:
"Don’t fight it, dear. Just lay back and think of the Arctic." |
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They can have my pork chop when they pry it from my cold, dead, pudgy hands! |
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"They can have my pork chop..."
That also goes for my burgers, fries, Philly cheese steaks, Hershey bars, etc., and my adult beverages. |
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